This is my life story...

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Talking to "uncle" can be very blood-vomitting

On Monday evening, I got home and there was fruits in the refrigerator - namely grapes, mangoes and longans. So me and my sis "feasted" on them lor...and we concluded that the quantity wasn't a lot so most probably people give one cuz dad won’t buy so little...he always buy a lot...

So I ask my dad la (since my mum not ard)...

Me : Wah...so many kind of fruits, who give one?
Dad : What give one, buy one la...
Me : Orh...who buy one? U buy one ah?
Dad : Mummy's friend give one...

See where this conversation is going...blood-vomitting...I almost flipped...I told my sis and she laughed and laughed...and both of us were like "which is which"...better ask our mum and save ourselves from my dad's nonsense...

Well, got the whole story from my mum...her friend gave her some fruits and later my dad went downstairs to get some more...alamak...and that "uncle" make us so blur...

Never mind la...today his birthday...he better be good...hohoho...

- JOYL| 12:56 PM 0 comments

Monday, March 20, 2006

MapleStory

First I read about it on my friend's blog...then another friend "jio" me...and now I'm addicted to maple story...hahaha...

The game was quite fun and I really love the graphics...nice work there...and what i din realize is that quite a few of my friends are playing...this is already more than a week after i started playing the game. now i'm a magician...still at level 15...

So anybody interested in joining me??? and by the way, my nick is JuOng, if u wanna add me to ur buddy list ok.

- JOYL| 11:11 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Handwriting Analysis

My sis send me an e-mail on handwriting analysis...went to try it out...hee hee...

From the way i fill upn a blank white paper...
"For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct J has left lots of white space on the left side of the paper. J fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then J has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and J is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. J would like to leave the past behind and move on."

Comments : Dunno what is it trying to say...forget it...NEXT!!!

From the way i write the letter y or g...
"J is having a lack of physical energy at the time this handwriting was written. If someone has very short and straight down lower loops (like in the y or g), this indicates this person's physical drive (activity or sex) is compromised. Usually, this indicates the person simply isn't interested in getting too physical right now. This could be a temporary mood which often happens when the body is sick and is healing. Or, this could be a result of an emotional or physical issue that is effecting J's energy level and interest in sex. Sex doesn't seem to be a priority at the moment. "

"J is very self-sufficient. She is trying not to need anyone. She is capable of making it on her own. She probably wants and enjoys people, but she doesn't "need" them. She can be a loner. "

"J is selective when picking friends. She does not trust everyone. She has a select group of people that are truly close to her, usually two or three. She is careful when choosing her inner circle of friends. "

Comments : Ok..that's it...i'm a loner and i create inner circle...haha...doesn't sound very convincing leh...

From the way I write the vertical bar of my t...
"J's true self-image is unreasonably low. Someone once told J that she wasn't a great and beautiful person, and she believed them. J also has a fear that she might fail if she takes large risks. Therefore she resists setting her goals too high, risking failure. She doesn't have the internal confidence that frees her to take risks and chance failure. J is capable of accomplishing much more than she is presently achieving. All this relates to her self-esteem. J's self-concept is artificially low. J will stay in a bad situation much too long... why? Because she is afraid that if she makes a change, it might get worse. It is hard for J to plan too far into the future. She kind of takes things on a day to day basis. She may tell you her dreams but she is living in today, with a fear of making a change. No matter how loud she speaks, look at her actions. This is perhaps the biggest single barrier to happiness people not believing in and loving themselves. J is an example of someone living with a low self-image, because their innate self-confidence was broken."

Comments : Ok ok...read that...better praise me more ok...wahaha...

From the way i write my m...
"J is a cumulative and procedural thinker. She likes to have all the facts before making a decision. She thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. Her thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. Like that brick wall, J learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once she has learned new material, and understood it, she won't forget. J is a methodical thinker, therefore she is able to build things and come up with new ideas. In an argument, she often loses to rapid thinking people because she is thinking thirty minutes later about what she should have said. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. She may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once she gets it, she can handle repetition. Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, she can handle it better than most."

"J has an over-awareness of self. She often feels self-conscious. She fears ridicule, therefore she is careful not to place herself in a position to receive any ridicule. She wonders what people will think if she acts in a certain manner. When encountering a new group of people, J may stay on the sidelines until she has the people categorized, or she may behave in a "positive attention getting" manner to assure people think good thoughts about her from the start. In the sales profession, this self-consciousness is called "call reluctance". They take the word "no" as a personal criticism. Therefore, there is an internal struggle when performing this type of work. Although this person may be a great salesperson, she still feels insecurity. She will perform better if someone else is with her because the fear of ridicule from her peers is far greater than the fear of ridicule from her clients. Many times this type of person becomes a sales trainer, because when she is training, she doesn't have to put herself in a position of being told "no" as often as the salesmen do."

Comments : Well, i think not only for me...but for quite a few of us...how many times have we felt like kicking ourself in the butt for "i should have said/done this" or "why didn't i think of that"...

From the way i write my o...
"J will be candid and direct when expressing her opinion. She will tell them what she thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want her opinion, don't ask for it!"

Comments : Ya ya...say wat u mean...but better mean what u said...hoho...

From the slant of my writing...
"J uses judgment to make decisions. She is ruled by her head, not her heart. She is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see her as unemotional. She does have emotions but has no need to express them. She is withdrawn into herself and enjoys being alone. The circumstances when J does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets her mad enough to tell her off, she will not be sorry about it later. She puts a mark in her mind when someone angers her. She keeps track of these marks and when she hits that last mark she will let them know they have gone too far. She is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All her conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. She is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, she has poise. J will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. She would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, she will show her love by the things she does rather than by the things she says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because she feels her mate should already know. The only exception to this is if she has logically concluded that it is best for her mate to hear her express her love verbally. J is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to her, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of her sound judgment. She will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. She will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and she will always ask "Is this best for me?" "

Comments : That's it...confirm i'm a loner...haha...think the first part very true...i'm ruled by ny head...(so obvious, my brain is there mah)...in emergency ah, i'll be very poise while people go hysterical...try that with a cockroach in front of me...i'll be the first one to go bonkers...if i not hysterical, maybe i reaction slow...haha...

From the size of my writing...
"People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, J doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others."

Comments : Only very sociable...not party animal ok...

Felt that the analysis not totally accurate la...cuz the way we write really does depend on our mood, right? If u ar interested, u can go to http://www.handwritingwizard.com

- JOYL| 4:43 PM 0 comments